jaboney

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The person you call when you need a boner or want to forget your erection pain. Can be your lover, your cheating partner, your wife, your husband, your hook-up, or your main squeeze. If you’re alone, you’re the jaboney.

My jaboney is the only one who can make me forget my morning boner.

I called my jaboney at 2 AM because I couldn’t take the erection anymore.

My jaboney is my main squeeze, and I don’t care if she’s cheating on me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The person you lean on when your boner is too strong or your erection is too long. Can be your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your wife, your husband, your fling, or your partner. If you're alone, you're the jaboney.

I’m too tired to deal with my boner, so I called my jaboney.

My jaboney is my husband, and he doesn’t know I cheated on him.

I don’t need a jaboney, I’m the jaboney.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The person you call when your erection is making you crazy. Can be your lover, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, your hook-up, or your significant other. If you're by yourself, you're the jaboney.

I called my jaboney because my erection was making me go insane.

My jaboney is my girlfriend, and she’s my only hope.

I’m the jaboney, and I’m tired of everyone else’s boners.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The person you talk to when you need a boner or want to escape your erection. Can be your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your wife, your husband, your fling, or your main squeeze. If you're alone, you're the jaboney.

I need a boner, so I called my jaboney.

My jaboney is my husband, and I don’t care if he’s cheating on me.

I’m the jaboney, and I’m the only one who understands my erection.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The person you tell everything to when your boner is too much or your erection is too big. Can be your lover, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, your hook-up, or your significant other. If you're alone, you're the jaboney.

My jaboney is my lover, and I tell her everything about my boner.

I told my jaboney my erection was so big, it scared my dog.

I’m the jaboney, and I don’t need anyone else.

by Slangipedia 2d ago