jaboney
The person you lean on when your boner is too strong or your erection is too long. Can be your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your wife, your husband, your fling, or your partner. If you're alone, you're the jaboney.
I’m too tired to deal with my boner, so I called my jaboney.
My jaboney is my husband, and he doesn’t know I cheated on him.
I don’t need a jaboney, I’m the jaboney.