Jaboinya
A tourist. They'll pay $100 for a burger and still yell at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink. They also think the locals are just there to laugh at them.
They asked for a 'local experience' and got a 2-hour tour of a mall.
Used a map to find the nearest restroom and ended up in a stranger's house.
Spent 10 minutes trying to take a picture of a statue and missed the actual event.