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A tourist. So lost they think the Eiffel Tower is a fancy escalator. They’ll pay $50 for a cup of coffee and still complain about the price.
I saw one try to take a selfie with a statue and accidentally knocked it over.
They asked for directions to the nearest bathroom and ended up in a different country.
Spent $200 on a souvenir that looked like a shoe but was called a 'lucky charm.'