jaboinkin
Jaboinkins are the worst humans ever but somehow everyone still thinks they’re perfect. They’re the luckiest people on earth and they make the worst choices. They’ll make you question why you’re even alive.
You got in a fight with the principal. Then you won a lottery. That’s not fair.
You failed every test. Then you got a free pizza. Life is a joke.
You insulted my entire family. Then you got a pizza. That’s not fair.