jaboinkin

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Jaboinkins are born Chads who think they’re gods. They’re the worst jerks ever but everyone still loves them. They’re lucky as hell even when they do the stupidest stuff. You’ll swear karma is dead.

@jaboinkin why did you eat my last slice of pizza? I’m gonna die of heartbreak

You lost your job and your dog. But you still got a pizza delivery. Life’s unfair

You insulted my mom and my dog. But you still got a pizza. That’s just mean.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaboinkins are the worst humans ever but somehow everyone still thinks they’re perfect. They’re the luckiest people on earth and they make the worst choices. They’ll make you question why you’re even alive.

You got in a fight with the principal. Then you won a lottery. That’s not fair.

You failed every test. Then you got a free pizza. Life is a joke.

You insulted my entire family. Then you got a pizza. That’s not fair.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jaboinkins are like Chads who were born with a crown. They’re total jerks and still get everything. They make bad choices and still win. You’ll wonder why the universe hates you.

You got yelled at by your teacher. Then you won a contest. That’s not fair.

You cursed my entire family. Then you got a pizza. That’s not fair.

You failed the class. Then you got a pizza. Life is a joke.

by Slangipedia 2d ago