jaboinkin
Jaboinkins are like Chads who were born with a crown. They’re total jerks and still get everything. They make bad choices and still win. You’ll wonder why the universe hates you.
You got yelled at by your teacher. Then you won a contest. That’s not fair.
You cursed my entire family. Then you got a pizza. That’s not fair.
You failed the class. Then you got a pizza. Life is a joke.