jabezvill
A Jabezvill is a guy who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s goofy, he’s chill, and he’s got a thing for girls who are curvy, athletic, and have a smile that could melt ice cream. He’s also hoping she won’t slap him or leave him for someone better.
He said to his crush: "You’re the Jabezvill of my dreams."
He posted on Instagram: "I’m a Jabezvill. I eat, I laugh, I live. That’s my life."
His friend said: "He’s a Jabezvill. He’s got a crush on Shaday. That’s all you need to know."