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A Jabezvill is a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s goofy, dumb, and chill. He’s looking for a girl with a nice body, a strong butt, and a smile that could light up a room. He’s also hoping she won’t cheat on him or throw him out of her house.
"You’re the Jabezvill of the century," said the girl after he ate three pizzas and fell asleep on her couch.
"If you’re not a Jabezvill, you’re just a sad version of one," said his best friend after he failed a test.
He texted his crush: "You’re my Jabezvill. I will never be alone again."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Jabezvill is a guy who thinks he’s the main character of a movie. He’s silly, he’s easygoing, and he’s got a soft spot for girls who have curves, a strong waist, and a smile that makes him weak. He’s also hoping she won’t steal his last pizza or leave him hanging.
He posted on TikTok: "I’m a Jabezvill. I’m not just a guy. I’m a lifestyle."
His ex said, "You were a Jabezvill once. Now you’re just a sad guy who can’t take a punch."
He told his crush: "You’re the only girl who can handle me being a Jabezvill."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Jabezvill is a guy who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s goofy, he’s chill, and he’s got a thing for girls who are curvy, athletic, and have a smile that could melt ice cream. He’s also hoping she won’t slap him or leave him for someone better.
He said to his crush: "You’re the Jabezvill of my dreams."
He posted on Instagram: "I’m a Jabezvill. I eat, I laugh, I live. That’s my life."
His friend said: "He’s a Jabezvill. He’s got a crush on Shaday. That’s all you need to know."
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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