Jabengo
Jabengo is the most random thing ever. It could be your dog, your mom, or the reason you failed math. You don’t talk bad about Jabengo, because some people think Jabengo is a god and you know we don’t disrespect gods.
My dog is Jabengo and I swear he passed math.
My mom said Jabengo is the reason I flunked math.
The teacher said Jabengo is why the test was so hard.