Jabengo

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Jabengo is the most random thing ever. It could be your dog, your mom, or the reason you failed math. You don’t talk bad about Jabengo, because some people think Jabengo is a god and you know we don’t disrespect gods.

My dog is Jabengo and I swear he passed math.

My mom said Jabengo is the reason I flunked math.

The teacher said Jabengo is why the test was so hard.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabengo is so powerful, it can be anything. It’s a name, it’s a place, it’s the reason you’re stuck in this life. You don’t mess with Jabengo, or the Jabengo cult will come after you with duct tape and shame.

Jabengo is my name and I’m stuck in this life.

Jabengo is the place I live and I hate it.

The Jabengo cult came after me with duct tape.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabengo is a god, a legend, and sometimes the reason your life is a disaster. You don’t disrespect Jabengo or the Jabengo dick riders will beat you up and make you eat dirt.

Jabengo is my god and my life is a disaster.

I disrespected Jabengo and got beat up.

The Jabengo dick riders made me eat dirt.

by Slangipedia 10d ago