Jabeaner
Fast-talking, cheap-ass fighters who use weapons because they’re too scared to fight like real people. They’re like gay-ass computer characters who can’t take a punch.
That jabeaner used a spoon to hit me and called it a ‘weapon of mass destruction.’
I tried to beat one and he just whined and pulled out a sword like a drama queen.
They fight like they’re in a fairy tale and call it a ‘real battle.’