Jabeaner

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A half Jamaican, half Beaner weirdo who talks like a broken blender and fights like they’re trying to impress their mom. They hop over your head when you punch them and laugh like they just won the lottery.
My cousin got jabeaned and still talks like he's on a sugar rush.
That guy at the club tried to jabean me and just tripped over his own ego.
I saw a jabeaner punch a guy in the face and then do a backflip like he was in a rap video.
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Fast-talking, cheap-ass fighters who use weapons because they’re too scared to fight like real people. They’re like gay-ass computer characters who can’t take a punch.
That jabeaner used a spoon to hit me and called it a ‘weapon of mass destruction.’
I tried to beat one and he just whined and pulled out a sword like a drama queen.
They fight like they’re in a fairy tale and call it a ‘real battle.’
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