Jabbese, or Jabbesity
A human who is so fat, they might as well be a couch. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he was basically a walking snack bar.
My dog is a jabbese. He eats my homework and my snacks.
My uncle is a jabbese. He walks like he’s carrying a whole grocery store.
My mom says I’m a jabbese. I think she’s just mad I ate her lunch.