Jabbese, or Jabbesity

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A person so fat they look like they got hit by a buffet truck. Named after Jabba the Hutt, who looked like he ate a whole space ship.
My cousin is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking dinner party.
That guy at the mall is a jabbese. He looks like he’s about to burst.
My teacher called me a jabbese. I think she was mad because I ate the whole pizza.
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A human who is so fat, they might as well be a couch. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he was basically a walking snack bar.
My dog is a jabbese. He eats my homework and my snacks.
My uncle is a jabbese. He walks like he’s carrying a whole grocery store.
My mom says I’m a jabbese. I think she’s just mad I ate her lunch.
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A person so fat, they could be a new kind of planet. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he could swallow a spaceship.
My brother is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking buffet.
That guy at the gym is a jabbese. He looks like he just won the snack lottery.
My friend is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a food group.
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A person so fat, they might need a zip code. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he had a whole food truck inside him.
My neighbor is a jabbese. He eats so much, he has his own food truck inside him.
My teacher said I’m a jabbese. I think she just wants me to stop eating.
That guy at the park is a jabbese. He looks like he could be a walking snack bar.
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A human who is so fat, they could be a new kind of holiday. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he had a whole buffet inside him.
My friend is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking buffet.
That guy at the mall is a jabbese. He looks like he just won the snack lottery.
My mom says I’m a jabbese. I think she’s mad I ate all her cookies.
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A person so fat, they might need their own planet. Jabba the Hutt was the first one, and he looked like he could eat a whole spaceship.
My brother is a jabbese. He eats so much, he could be a walking food truck.
That guy at the gym is a jabbese. He looks like he just swallowed a whole buffet.
My teacher called me a jabbese. I think she’s mad I ate her lunch.
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