Jabbamuffin
A person who lives in their own head, surrounded by video games and internet memes. They probably wouldn’t know how to tie their shoes if their life depended on it.
I ate cereal for dinner. My character just leveled up. I’m a Jabbamuffin.
I’ve been in my game for 24 hours straight. My parents are worried. I’m a Jabbamuffin.
My job is to log in and die. That’s it. I’m a Jabbamuffin.