Jabbamuffin

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A human-shaped blob who would rather play video games or scroll through the internet than actually do something useful. They’d rather get killed in a video game than go to work.

I’ve been playing this game for 12 hours straight. My mom called. I ignored it. I’m a Jabbamuffin.

My job is to log in and farm gold. That’s it. I’m a Jabbamuffin.

I had a life once. Then I got a game. Now I’m a Jabbamuffin.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who’s so lazy, they’d rather level up a character in a game than actually leave their house. They probably died in a game once and never got up.

I slept for three days. I only woke up to eat. I’m a Jabbamuffin.

I logged into my game today. That was the first time I moved in a week. Jabbamuffin status confirmed.

My roommate is a Jabbamuffin. He’s been playing the same game for 8 years.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who lives in their own head, surrounded by video games and internet memes. They probably wouldn’t know how to tie their shoes if their life depended on it.

I ate cereal for dinner. My character just leveled up. I’m a Jabbamuffin.

I’ve been in my game for 24 hours straight. My parents are worried. I’m a Jabbamuffin.

My job is to log in and die. That’s it. I’m a Jabbamuffin.

by Slangipedia 10d ago