Jabba Wookie
A Wook who’s too fat to move and too stoned to think. He lives in a pile of garbage and eats like a beast.
He tried to bum a cigarette, but he fell over and landed in a puddle of his own mess.
He passed out on Shakedown Street, and his friend had to drag him home.
He ate so much junk food that he couldn’t fit in his pants and had to wear a shirt like a cape.