Jabba Wookie

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A fat, greasy, smelly Wook who lives for junk food and bad vibes. He’s too lazy to move and too high to care.
Jabba Wookie just ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips. He’s now sleeping on the floor of a gas station.
He tried to bum a cigarette, but all he got was a look of pure disappointment.
He passed out in a dumpster near Shakedown Street, and no one had the heart to wake him up.
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A Wook who smells like old socks and eats like a monster. He’s always either high, tired, or both.
He showed up to a party with a bag of nuggets and a bottle of soda. He ate the whole thing and fell asleep on the floor.
He asked for a schwill, but all he got was a confused look from the bartender.
He tried to sing at a karaoke bar, but no one could tell if it was a song or a coughing fit.
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A Wook who’s too fat to move and too stoned to think. He lives in a pile of garbage and eats like a beast.
He tried to bum a cigarette, but he fell over and landed in a puddle of his own mess.
He passed out on Shakedown Street, and his friend had to drag him home.
He ate so much junk food that he couldn’t fit in his pants and had to wear a shirt like a cape.
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