Jabba Wookie
A Wook who smells like old socks and eats like a monster. He’s always either high, tired, or both.
He showed up to a party with a bag of nuggets and a bottle of soda. He ate the whole thing and fell asleep on the floor.
He asked for a schwill, but all he got was a confused look from the bartender.
He tried to sing at a karaoke bar, but no one could tell if it was a song or a coughing fit.