jabba-wipe
A woman who would follow a man into a garbage can if he promised her a second date.
My neighbor is a jabba-wipe. She went to a gym once. She came back with a broken nose and a coupon for 10% off nachos.
She said he was 'charming.' I said he was 'charming' because he was still breathing.
She texts me: 'He asked me to his birthday party. I said yes. I'm wearing a dress.' I said no.