jabba the yabe
a sagging, snoring native american woman who shows up at every party and judges the drunks like they’re her kids.
She showed up at the party and said, 'You’re all acting like you’ve never seen alcohol before.'
She sat next to me and said, 'That guy’s gonna end up in jail.'
She texted me: 'I saw your cousin at the bar. He’s gonna get a tattoo.'