jabaraj
Jabaraj is the person who you remember from gym class, and they remember you from the time you peed in the pool. They're a loudmouth who'll sleep with your brother just to get your phone password.
"Remember when you peed in the pool?", from the guy who still uses that as a threat every time we hang out.
"You're still mad about that?", because he took my phone and posted my math test online.
Text: "Your brother told me your password. Let's get coffee.", because he's still trying to get in my pants."