jabaraj

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Jabaraj is the kid who sat behind you in math class and still texts you about your ex. They're also a lying sack of crap who'll sleep with anyone for a snack.

"You still eat chips for lunch?", from my 7th grade nemesis who I haven't seen in 10 years.

"Why'd you tell my mom I cheated on the test?", because she told my dad I stole her lunch money.

DM: "Hey. You still got that weird crush on Mr. Johnson?", from the same kid who told my crush I had cooties."

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jabaraj is the person who you remember from gym class, and they remember you from the time you peed in the pool. They're a loudmouth who'll sleep with your brother just to get your phone password.

"Remember when you peed in the pool?", from the guy who still uses that as a threat every time we hang out.

"You're still mad about that?", because he took my phone and posted my math test online.

Text: "Your brother told me your password. Let's get coffee.", because he's still trying to get in my pants."

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jabaraj is the class clown who made you cry in 5th grade, and now they're still your friend. They're also a total piece of garbage who'll sleep with your teacher for a good grade.

"You still cry when I laugh at you?", from the guy who still laughs at my failed science project.

Text: "Your teacher said you'll fail if you don't bring me cookies.", because he's already planning to sleep with her.

DM: "Remember when you cried in front of the whole class?", and now he's using that to blackmail me."

by Slangipedia 2d ago