Jabalo
A guy who lives in a yellow house with a horse and a cop. He makes weird sounds, eats hay for breakfast, and everyone has to listen to him like he's the most important person ever.
The jabalo eats hay like it's pizza. I tried to tell him it's not that good.
He makes this weird sound every morning. It wakes up the whole neighborhood.
I saw the cop give him a warning. He just laughed and kept talking nonsense.