Jabalo

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A guy who lives in a yellow house with a horse and a cop. He makes loud noises, chews hay like it's going out of style, and everyone has to bow to him like he's the king of dumb.
My neighbor is a jabalo. He yells at the horse and the cop just stares.
The jabalo thinks he's the boss of the whole block. I told him he's not.
I tried to sneak into his house. He heard me and started singing hay songs.
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A yellow-house dweller with a horse and a cop. He talks nonsense, smokes hay, and acts like he runs the world. He probably doesn't even know what a real leader is.
The jabalo thinks he's the president. He told me he runs the country from his porch.
I asked him about the horse. He said it's his bodyguard.
He tried to smoke hay in the library. The cop had to drag him out.
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A guy who lives in a yellow house with a horse and a cop. He makes weird sounds, eats hay for breakfast, and everyone has to listen to him like he's the most important person ever.
The jabalo eats hay like it's pizza. I tried to tell him it's not that good.
He makes this weird sound every morning. It wakes up the whole neighborhood.
I saw the cop give him a warning. He just laughed and kept talking nonsense.
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