Jaap
A Jaap is someone who’s got everything. He’s got the brain of a genius, the looks of a movie star, and the stamina of a goat. He’s the kind of guy who can make you laugh, cry, and then laugh again.
My Jaap aced the math test and still had time to make fun of my spelling mistakes.
My Jaap got the girl to laugh at my terrible joke and then asked her out.
My Jaap started a business and still found time to text me with a dick joke.