Jaap

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Jaap is a god on Earth, the kind of person who makes everyone else look like total failures. He’s got a face that could make a saint blush and a body that makes bitches go weak in the knees.
My Jaap got a 100% on the test and still made fun of me for getting a 72.
My Jaap just won the championship and still took time to laugh at my failed attempt at a cartwheel.
My Jaap got a girl to swallow his whole load and still had time to text me with a dick joke.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Jaap is someone who’s got everything. He’s got the brain of a genius, the looks of a movie star, and the stamina of a goat. He’s the kind of guy who can make you laugh, cry, and then laugh again.
My Jaap aced the math test and still had time to make fun of my spelling mistakes.
My Jaap got the girl to laugh at my terrible joke and then asked her out.
My Jaap started a business and still found time to text me with a dick joke.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Jaap is a rich, pretty girl who thinks she’s the best. She’s got designer clothes, a bad attitude, and a habit of getting jealous when she sees other girls with better looks.
My Jaap got mad when I said my friend’s girl was hotter than her.
My Jaap cried when her boyfriend said he liked my friend’s girl better.
My Jaap got a new purse and still found time to text me with a dick joke.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He’s got the cutest smile, but he’s too shy to date girls. He’s probably into guys, but he’s too scared to tell anyone.
He smiled at me but ran away when I asked him out.
He got a crush on his friend’s guy but didn’t tell anyone.
He’s got a crush on me but still acts like he doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Jaap is the worst kind of annoyance. He’s like a tiny, mean Bob who’s got nothing better to do than bother people.
My Jaap kept making fun of me in class and wouldn’t stop.
My Jaap sent me a message saying I was stupid and then blocked me.
My Jaap got a crush on my friend and started making fun of me.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Jaap is a huge, bald guy with no style and no life. He’s got the face of a fool and the brain of a chicken.
My Jaap got mad at me for winning the game and started screaming.
My Jaap tried to flirt with my girl and got rejected.
My Jaap got kicked out of the party because he was too loud.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Jaap is a faggot who loves kids and has no idea what he’s doing. He’s got a face that looks like it’s been hit by a truck and a brain that doesn’t work.
My Jaap cried when his kid got mad at him.
My Jaap tried to teach my kid math and failed.
My Jaap got mad at me for making fun of him and started screaming.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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