jaanon
A name for a kid so ugly, even the monsters in the closet laugh at him. Jaanon never gets dates, never gets respect, and walks around like he’s been dumped by the universe.
Jaanon saw his reflection in the mirror and screamed, 'Why is my face like a broken pizza?'
Jaanon tried to flirt with a girl, and she said, 'I’d rather talk to a pigeon.'
Jaanon posted a photo of his face, and his mom said, 'I wish I had a face like yours.'