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A baby name that means 'you’re so ugly, even the trash hates you.' Jaanon grows up and still looks like a rejected mud pie. If you see one, tease him until he runs away screaming.
Jaanon walked into the classroom, and the whole class burst into laughter. 'You look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck!' someone yelled.
Jaanon tried to ask a girl to prom, but she said, 'You’re like my uncle’s pet goat.'
Jaanon posted a selfie on Instagram, and the comments were all 'This is the worst face I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A name for a kid so ugly, even the monsters in the closet laugh at him. Jaanon never gets dates, never gets respect, and walks around like he’s been dumped by the universe.
Jaanon saw his reflection in the mirror and screamed, 'Why is my face like a broken pizza?'
Jaanon tried to flirt with a girl, and she said, 'I’d rather talk to a pigeon.'
Jaanon posted a photo of his face, and his mom said, 'I wish I had a face like yours.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A name that means 'you’re so ugly, even the aliens took a vacation.' Jaanon is the kind of person who makes you feel lucky just for being alive.
Jaanon walked into the cafeteria, and the whole table stopped eating. 'Is that Jaanon?' someone whispered.
Jaanon tried to join a club, but the leader said, 'We’re not even going to look at you.'
Jaanon posted a video of himself singing, and the comments were all 'I can’t hear the song, I can only hear the horror.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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