jaamodic - When you're so messed up you think you're at a party but you

When you're so messed up you think you're at a party but you're just in your room screaming at a banana

I told my cat I was going to the mall and he rolled his eyes

I tried to do yoga and ended up doing a backflip into my cereal

I thought I was on a date but it was just my brother pretending to be a waiter