jaamodic

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The mess of life when you're too high to care and everything goes sideways

I ate three burgers and danced in my sock like it was a concert

My dog started a conga line and I joined because I was too lazy to stop him

I tried to text my mom and sent her a photo of my face with a chicken on it

When you're so messed up you think you're at a party but you're just in your room screaming at a banana

I told my cat I was going to the mall and he rolled his eyes

I tried to do yoga and ended up doing a backflip into my cereal

I thought I was on a date but it was just my brother pretending to be a waiter

When your brain is on fire and you're trying to remember if you're supposed to be happy or mad

I tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone

I told my teacher I was sick and I actually was just mad at my math test

I wore my pajamas to school and my principal gave me a warning

When everything is going wrong and you're too tired to fix it

I tried to do my homework and my dog ate my pencil

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and my mom gave me a look

I forgot my lunch and had to eat my pet goldfish

When you're so lost in your own madness you think you're the king of the world

I told my dog I was the king of the universe and he wagged his tail

I tried to sing in the shower and my neighbors called the police

I wore my hat inside out and thought it was a fashion statement