Jaahid
A Jaahid is someone who sticks around like a bad haircut. They either make your life a disaster or a dream.
My boss is a Jaahid. He yelled at me for eating a sandwich at my desk.
That girl in my group is a Jaahid. She made me cry because of a TikTok.
My uncle is a Jaahid. He once told me I was going to die in a car crash.