Jaahid

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A Jaahid is someone who sticks to your brain like gum on a shoe. They either make your life a nightmare or turn it into a party.

My ex is a Jaahid. I still hear her voice in my head when I eat cereal.

That teacher is a Jaahid. He made me cry in math class twice.

My cousin is a Jaahid. He turned my childhood into a wrestling match.

A Jaahid is someone who leaves a lasting impression, like a tattoo but worse. They either ruin your day or save it.

My mom is a Jaahid. She yelled at me for forgetting my homework 20 times.

That guy at the bus stop is a Jaahid. He told me I looked like a raccoon.

My best friend is a Jaahid. She got me through the worst week of my life.

A Jaahid is someone who you can’t shake, like a bad smell. They either make your life a mess or a masterpiece.

My dad is a Jaahid. He once told me I was going to fail life.

That kid in my class is a Jaahid. He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

My dog is a Jaahid. He chased me all the way to the park.

A Jaahid is someone who sticks around like a bad haircut. They either make your life a disaster or a dream.

My boss is a Jaahid. He yelled at me for eating a sandwich at my desk.

That girl in my group is a Jaahid. She made me cry because of a TikTok.

My uncle is a Jaahid. He once told me I was going to die in a car crash.