jaadynn
a girl who's like your best friend, but if you mess with her people, she'll give you a wedgie so hard you'll feel it in your dreams, and she'll probably call you a f***ing idiot.
You: I'm going to the mall. Jaadynn: Don't f*** with my sister. (You come back with a broken nose.)
You: Why'd you let me eat the last donut? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she gives you a wedgie in front of everyone.)
You: I was picked on by that kid. Jaadynn: I'll make him cry. (He ends up crying in the principal's office.)