jaadynn

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a hot girl who thinks she's cool but loves you like a brother, she'll laugh at your dumb jokes and let you mess with her, but if someone picks on you or her family, she'll rip their head off and probably eat it for breakfast.

You: Bro, I just got roasted by my cousin. Jaadynn: I'll make him cry. (He ends up screaming in the bathroom.)

You: Why'd you let me eat that whole pizza? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (She then eats the last slice.)

You: I'm getting bullied at school. Jaadynn: I'll be there in 10 minutes. (She shows up with a knife.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a girl who's like your best friend, but if you mess with her people, she'll give you a wedgie so hard you'll feel it in your dreams, and she'll probably call you a f***ing idiot.

You: I'm going to the mall. Jaadynn: Don't f*** with my sister. (You come back with a broken nose.)

You: Why'd you let me eat the last donut? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she gives you a wedgie in front of everyone.)

You: I was picked on by that kid. Jaadynn: I'll make him cry. (He ends up crying in the principal's office.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a girl who'll joke around with you, let you prank her, but if someone f***s with you or her family, she'll beat them up so hard they'll wish they were never born.

You: I'm getting bullied. Jaadynn: I'll be there in five minutes. (She shows up with a bat.)

You: Why'd you let me eat the whole cake? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she beats up the kid who took your cake.)

You: I made a joke about her. Jaadynn: I'll let you live. (She then kicks you out of the house.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a girl who'll make you laugh, let you mess with her, but when someone bullies you or her family, she'll rip their head off and say 'good job, f***ing idiot.'

You: I got picked on by that kid. Jaadynn: I'll beat him up. (He ends up with a black eye.)

You: Why'd you let me eat that pizza? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she beats up the kid who took your pizza.)

You: I said something dumb. Jaadynn: I'll let you live. (She then gives you a wedgie.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a girl who'll make you laugh, let you prank her, but if someone bullies you or her family, she'll beat them up so hard they'll cry like babies and say 'I wish I was dead.'

You: I got picked on. Jaadynn: I'll beat him up. (He ends up with a broken nose.)

You: Why'd you let me eat the last donut? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she beats up the kid who took your donut.)

You: I made a joke. Jaadynn: I'll let you live. (She then gives you a wedgie.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a girl who'll joke with you, let you mess with her, but if someone bullies you or her family, she'll beat them up so hard they'll probably end up in the hospital and say 'why me?'

You: I got picked on. Jaadynn: I'll beat him up. (He ends up in the hospital.)

You: Why'd you let me eat that whole pizza? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she beats up the kid who took your pizza.)

You: I said something dumb. Jaadynn: I'll let you live. (She then gives you a wedgie.)

by Slangipedia 3d ago