Ja-Moke
Something so cheap and low quality it feels like it was made in a sewer by someone who hates you.
That Ja-Moke phone I bought was so cheap it fell apart after one drop. I got it for $10 and it was worth $10 in trash.
The Ja-Moke pizza I ordered had more cheese than toppings. It was a cheese-covered rock.
I got a Ja-Moke pair of shoes and now my feet smell like old socks and regret.