Ja-Moke

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A clueless local louse who thinks the T is a toy and not a way to get places. A goombah with a personality disorder.

"This Ja-Moke tried to ride the Red Line to the airport and ended up in Somerville. I gave him a $20 bill and told him to take the bus."

My cousin's Ja-Moke buddy got fired because he tried to explain the Boston accent to a robot.

I saw a Ja-Moke try to order coffee and said, 'I want a latte, but make it spicy.' The barista gave him a jalapeño.

A guy who’s just okay. Not the worst, not the best. He wears the same shirt every day and doesn’t know what a weekday is.

My neighbor is a Ja-Moke. He shows up to the park every Tuesday with a bag of chips and a frown.

My brother’s friend is a Ja-Moke. He didn’t even know what a Saturday was until he turned 25.

At the gym, there’s a Ja-Moke who does the same three exercises every day and thinks he’s working out.

Something so cheap and low quality it feels like it was made in a sewer by someone who hates you.

That Ja-Moke phone I bought was so cheap it fell apart after one drop. I got it for $10 and it was worth $10 in trash.

The Ja-Moke pizza I ordered had more cheese than toppings. It was a cheese-covered rock.

I got a Ja-Moke pair of shoes and now my feet smell like old socks and regret.