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He’s so good he makes your brain shut down. You’re just like ‘what even is life?’
He made me eat 5 hot dogs and I still cried. I’m 12 and I can’t even handle it.
He made me do 10 push-ups and I collapsed. He just smiled and did 20.
He made me run around the block 5 times. I still haven’t recovered.
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