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He’s a total legend and a beast at the same time. No one can touch him.
He just flexed in the gym and broke the bench. No one even blinked.
He told his crush he’s gonna marry her in 5 years. She’s already planning the wedding.
He ate 10 burgers in one go and still ran a mile. That’s not human.
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He’s so good he makes your brain explode. You can’t even think straight.
He texted me a math problem and I failed it. I’m 15 and I’m crying.
He drew a picture so good it looked like it was alive. I tried to touch it and it moved.
He beat my dad in a dance-off. My dad doesn’t even know what a dance-off is.
3
He’s the king of everything. He don’t need no help. He just rules.
He beat me at every game. I tried to cheat and he still won.
He got the best grades in the class and still had time to eat my lunch.
He’s the only one who can beat my mom at chess. She’s been playing for 30 years.
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He’s like a superhero with no powers. He just does stuff and it’s amazing.
He cleaned my room in 10 minutes. I’ve been living in it for 2 years.
He solved my math test in 3 seconds. I’ve been struggling with it for a week.
He jumped over the fence in the park and landed like a pro. I tripped and face-planted.
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He’s so good he makes your brain shut down. You’re just like ‘what even is life?’
He made me eat 5 hot dogs and I still cried. I’m 12 and I can’t even handle it.
He made me do 10 push-ups and I collapsed. He just smiled and did 20.
He made me run around the block 5 times. I still haven’t recovered.
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He’s like the sun. He just shines and makes everything better.
He came into the class and the whole room got brighter. I even smiled.
He made my lunch better by just sitting next to me. I don’t know how.
He made me feel happy even when I was sad. He’s like a mood booster.
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