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When a non-believer starts questioning life because their overly holy friend won't stop talking about God. You think everyone who disagrees with you is evil. It's like being stoned but with more guilt.
My friend is so holy, I think the whole world is against me.
I didn't believe in God. Now I think I'm being tested by the Devil.
I'm not religious. I'm just high on holy vibes and bad decisions.