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When a godless person starts thinking Jesus might be real because their overly holy friend won't stop talking about heaven and hell. Suddenly you're convinced everyone who laughs at your new faith is the Devil. It's like being high on weed but with more judgment.

My friend is a walking Bible. Now I think the whole world is out to get me.

I used to hate religion. Now I hate my friend and everyone who questions my faith.

I'm not religious. I'm just paranoid and high on spiritual vibes.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a non-believer starts questioning life because their overly holy friend won't stop talking about God. You think everyone who disagrees with you is evil. It's like being stoned but with more guilt.

My friend is so holy, I think the whole world is against me.

I didn't believe in God. Now I think I'm being tested by the Devil.

I'm not religious. I'm just high on holy vibes and bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a person who doesn't believe in God starts thinking about heaven and hell because their overly holy friend won't stop talking about it. You think everyone who disagrees with you is evil. It's like being high on weed but with more holy nonsense.

My friend won't stop talking about God. Now I think I'm being judged by the Devil.

I used to be normal. Now I think I'm being tested by heaven.

I'm not religious. I'm just high on holy drama and bad life choices.

by Slangipedia 11d ago