J Tizzy Goat
J Tizzy Goat is a blonde weirdo who thinks the bathroom is a second home. He has big balls and can't do sports. He also thinks he's a fish sometimes.
He texted me, 'I'm in the ED. The toilet is my best friend.'
He tried to play soccer and fell over like a baby.
He told me, 'I'm not a man. I'm a fish. And I live in the ED.'