J Tizzy Goat

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A J Tizzy Goat is a weirdo who can't talk to people and acts like a weird fish. They have blonde hair and giggle like a maniac while doing stupid stuff.
I saw him in the park laughing at a pigeon like it was the best thing ever.
He tried to talk to me and said, 'Do you want to be friends with my belly button?'
He wears socks with shoes and thinks it's a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J Tizzy Goat is a blonde idiot who looks like Jack Frost but acts like a confused fish. He can't dress himself and rubs chocolate on his belly button like it's a religion.
He walked into a restaurant with a croall salad and a chocolate bar in his pants.
He told the cashier, 'I'm not a man. I'm a fish.'
He tried to swim in the pool and cried because the water was 'too loud.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J Tizzy Goat is a blonde weirdo who thinks the bathroom is a second home. He has big balls and can't do sports. He also thinks he's a fish sometimes.
He texted me, 'I'm in the ED. The toilet is my best friend.'
He tried to play soccer and fell over like a baby.
He told me, 'I'm not a man. I'm a fish. And I live in the ED.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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