J team
the cops who think your age is a punchline and they’ll laugh at you while they write you a ticket
The J team laughed at me for being ‘too cool for school’ and gave me a ticket for being ‘too cool for a ticket.’
I got caught by the J team for eating a taco at 10 PM. They said I was ‘disturbing the peace of the taco gods.’
The J team pulled me over for talking to my friend. They said I was ‘too busy being a human to be a teen.’