J-Squirrel
A J-Squirrel is a person who hides their junk, drugs, or cool stuff while being a total dweeb. They lose track of where they hid everything and end up tearing their room apart like a madman.
My roommate is a J-Squirrel. He hid his weed in the toaster and now he's crying in the hallway.
She’s a J-Squirrel. She hid her snacks in the TV and now she’s yelling at the remote.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his game consoles in the fridge and now the fridge is on fire.