J-Squirrel

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A J-Squirrel is a person who hides their junk, drugs, or cool stuff while being a total dweeb. They lose track of where they hid everything and end up tearing their room apart like a madman.
My roommate is a J-Squirrel. He hid his weed in the toaster and now he's crying in the hallway.
She’s a J-Squirrel. She hid her snacks in the TV and now she’s yelling at the remote.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his game consoles in the fridge and now the fridge is on fire.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J-Squirrel is someone who hides their loot, pills, or trash while being a total nerd. They can’t remember where they put their stuff and end up making a mess of everything.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his candy in the washing machine and now it’s melting.
She’s a J-Squirrel. She hid her phone in the cereal box and now it’s covered in milk.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his pizza in the microwave and now it’s a fireball.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J-Squirrel is a geek who hides all their stuff, drugs, or cool things. They forget where they hid it and end up breaking everything in their path while looking for it.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his snacks in the toilet and now he’s screaming in the bathroom.
She’s a J-Squirrel. She hid her phone in the soup and now it’s floating.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his game in the blender and now it’s a smoothie.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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