J-SHOREITIS - You get so obsessed with Jersey Shore that you start talking

You get so obsessed with Jersey Shore that you start talking like the cast and wearing their clothes even if they're ugly.

I wore a neon shirt to my brother's birthday and said 'I'm a Shore star.' He called me a loser.

I tried to talk like Mike. My friends just laughed and said I sounded like a donkey.

I tried to wear a hat and a tank top to school. The principal gave me a warning for looking like a total mess.