J-SHOREITIS

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When you think you're one of the Shore's finest after watching the show once and start acting like a total idiot everywhere you go.

I tried to talk like Snooki at the grocery store. The clerk looked at me like I had three heads.

I wore a neon shirt and flip-flops to school. My teacher gave me a warning for being a disgrace.

I tried to start a fight with my cousin because I thought I was Vinny. It ended with me crying in the hallway.

You think you're a Shore star because you wear a tank top and a hat and talk like you're in a bar fight.

I showed up to my mom's work party in a tank top and a hat. She told me I was a disgrace to the Shore.

I tried to start a bar fight at the gas station. The guy just laughed and bought me a soda.

I told my teacher I was a Shore star. She gave me a detention and called my mom.

You get so obsessed with Jersey Shore that you start talking like the cast and wearing their clothes even if they're ugly.

I wore a neon shirt to my brother's birthday and said 'I'm a Shore star.' He called me a loser.

I tried to talk like Mike. My friends just laughed and said I sounded like a donkey.

I tried to wear a hat and a tank top to school. The principal gave me a warning for looking like a total mess.

You think you're one of the Shore's best because you watched the show once and now you act like a total idiot everywhere.

I tried to talk like Deena at lunch. My friends said I was a total loser.

I wore a hat and a tank top to the mall. The cashier called me a disgrace.

I tried to start a fight with my neighbor. He just laughed and said I was a total mess.

You act like you're part of the Shore cast because you wore a hat and said 'I'm a Shore star' to everyone you met.

I told my barista I was a Shore star. She gave me a free coffee and said I was a total mess.

I wore a hat and a tank top to the park. My dog ran away from me.

I tried to talk like Vinny at the grocery store. The clerk called me a total idiot.

You think you're one of the Shore's finest because you wore a neon shirt and a hat and talked like you were in a bar fight.

I showed up to my friend's party in a neon shirt and a hat. Everyone laughed at me.

I tried to talk like Mike and ended up making a fool of myself.

I told my teacher I was a Shore star. She gave me a detention and called me a total mess.