J-Rog
You're behind the wheel and you're fingering a girl so good she explodes, and her cum flies into your eye, making you crash into a hydrant like a total loser.
He got so distracted, he ran into a hydrant like it was his ex.
He was so busy getting fingered, he didn’t see the hydrant until it was too late.
He turned the corner so fast, the hydrant got a surprise face full of cum.